50 Shades

like an aching, lonely lady of the night

like an aching, lonely lady of the night

like an aching, lonely lady of the night

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I can’t tell what’s worse. “His voice was like liquid mercury” or “…manly as well because he is so manly.”

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is this a real book

i can’t even

titillating lol

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I’m very well practiced in the likes of vanilla coitus

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Yeah, I’ll take a scoop of the chocolate…and uh, go ahead and lemme have two of the vanilla coitus.

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This simply cannot be real….surely it’s going to be revealed as a piece of postmodern art exploring the contagious nature of hype and that it was written by a bunch of monkeys in the ‘author’s’ own dungeon.

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OMG, are these actually lines from the book? And THIS is what has millions of people all hot and bothered?  This is not hot or steamy and is so poorly written.  I’ve read lots of fics in the Buffy, TB, DA and THG fandoms that are much,much better than this yet this crap is a best seller? People are idiots.  Harlequin romances are better written than this. Wow.